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Lilly
Couldn't resist - fish-dating website advert appeared on my screen:

Http://www.plentymorefish.com
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Tony Montana
I can just imagine him putting his profile up Lilly.....

"Hi my name is Chris.I have big Mussels. If you ask my mate Pike, Eel confirm this. I have a nice Plaice in the Scottish highlands but I'd never sell it. I've Hadd-Ock,loads of offers but this is my Perch. It warms the Cockels of my heart to light the fire and roast like a Lobster watching tv. I'd really like to do that with a sole mate. Salmon told me this is a great place to meet someone. Gill was his name I think. I'm a Dab hand in the kitchen and if you like my plaice you have me hook line and sinker.Im not Codding.


Yours Ray.



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" I shall not rest until Leeds United are kicked out of the football league. There fans are the scum of the Earth, absolute animals and a disgrace. I will do everything in my power to make this happen". Kenneth William Bates Chelsea Owner and Chairman April 28th 1984.
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lubyvader
You forgot to say If you like my profile give me a winkle, and we'll have a whale of a time, I will be picking you up in my 1975 Marina we will have our first date in the pub,need to avoid the parking lot as I don't want to have borrow 6 squid off you before we have even dated for the ticket ma bream


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Tony Montana
lubyvader wrote:
You forgot to say If you like my profile give me a winkle, and we'll have a whale of a time, I will be picking you up in my 1975 Marina we will have our first date in the pub,need to avoid the parking lot as I don't want to have borrow 6 squid off you before we have even dated for the ticket ma bream


No I didn't forget to say that as I didn't think it,you did you clot. I thought god gave us free thinking?[idea]



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" I shall not rest until Leeds United are kicked out of the football league. There fans are the scum of the Earth, absolute animals and a disgrace. I will do everything in my power to make this happen". Kenneth William Bates Chelsea Owner and Chairman April 28th 1984.
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lubyvader
Well some he said f-ck it sewed up em wi out brains or hearts and called em either Tories or chinese taxi drivers


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Perth Pommie
Tony Montana wrote:
lubyvader wrote:
You forgot to say If you like my profile give me a winkle, and we'll have a whale of a time, I will be picking you up in my 1975 Marina we will have our first date in the pub,need to avoid the parking lot as I don't want to have borrow 6 squid off you before we have even dated for the ticket ma bream


No I didn't forget to say that as I didn't think it,you did you clot. I thought god gave us free thinking?[idea]



[rofl] @ Tony


Love your new sig by the way Tony  [smiley-score010]
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