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There was this elderly Irishman who bought a new sports car
Wanting to test it out he drove along the motorway reaching a speed of 120mph
All of a sudden he saw a Guard car pull out and start chasing him with lights flashing
At first the elderly man panicked and sped up to 150mph
Pretty soon after, thinking ‘I’m too old for this’ the elderly man pulled over
Pulling up behind him the Guard approached the window
The Guard said ‘Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes, if you can give me one good reason why you were speeding at 120mph, and then increased that speed further to 150mph, that I haven’t heard before, I’ll let you go’
The old man replied ‘Years ago my wife left me and ran off with a Guard… I thought you were trying to bring her back’
‘Have a good day sir’ replied the Guard


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Ridsdales Goldfish
I have a feeling you could be OK at this game Luby. [thumb]
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Kingcurrie
Seriously.........what's the point of an unfunny joke ?
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lubyvader
same point as leeds uniteds last 2 seasons no point but these type of jokes are great when your pi55ed


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Rich_LUFC
Plenty of very unfunny jokes HERE
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lubyvader
Shouldn't that be Unfunny Jokers Rich


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lubyvader
Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls? A: When he is standing next to your mrs saying her hair smells nice

Q: Why can't midgets wear tampons? A: Because they keep stepping on the string! 


Q: What is the definition of "pi55ed off"? A: A midget with a yo-yo. 

Q: What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? A: One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running cnut. 




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Love the Brian Mc Egg man  SKyG
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Skygod
Just Googled  Where is Brian and this turned up on Youtube [rofl]

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ParisWhites
Skygod wrote:
Just Googled  Where is Brian and this turned up on Youtube [rofl]



A lot of French humour is this bad.

I wouldn't move to France for the stand up, put it that way.

This is funny

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In Leeds 9 TM you'd have hundreds!
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