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Lord Snoddy Weather Man

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A. Train a monkey to act like a dog

Or

B. Train a dog to act like a monkey

On this occasion I am an A man, it wouldn't be easy to train a dog to swing through trees.

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Get bummed or give head?
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Would it be easy to train a monkey to lick its own balls?
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Would it be easy to train a monkey to lick its own balls?


Tub of peanut butter and you could train him to lick your balls🤣
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Would you have to swallow.

I believe a monkey could lick it's own balls, piece of p155 I'm tipping.

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FFS, just the questions I need by the pool on the plss....

KC, definitely give head as bumming hurts and I won't be taking again....

My question is :
Would you rather be absolutely cr-ap at predicting the weather forecast and think everyone is looking up to you, OR be absolutely c-rap at predicting the weather forecast and have everyone laughing at you....



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Tub of peanut butter and you could train him to lick your balls🤣


There speaks the voice of experience

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FFS, just the questions I need by the pool on the plss....

KC, definitely give head as bumming hurts and I won't be taking again....

My question is :
Would you rather be absolutely cr-ap at predicting the weather forecast and think everyone is looking up to you, OR be absolutely c-rap at predicting the weather forecast and have everyone laughing at you....




I can't answer that as I am a top notch weatherman with a string of awards over many many years.

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I can't answer that as I am a top notch weatherman with a string of awards over many many years.


Would you rather :
Be a c-rap weatherman OR rip everyone off by keeping their £100 cheques whilst moonlighting as an astute businessman and saying that the crypto currency will make us millionaires....?


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T.C. I worry about you.

EEL. I would trust a dog to lick my balls but a monkey would scare me.
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There speaks the voice of experience


A mouth is a mouth😂
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T.C. I worry about you.

EEL. I would trust a dog to lick my balls but a monkey would scare me.


You havent seen my dogs,considering the amount of time they step on my balls I dont think they realise how sensitive it is down there
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